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Song Parodies -> "Sometimes When We Suck"

Original Song Title:

"Sometimes When We Touch"

Original Performer:

Dan Hill

Parody Song Title:

"Sometimes When We Suck"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Figuratively speaking, of course.
You ask me why I'm posting
Another trenchant piece--
I'd rather get a root canal
Or watch "Tiny Toons" or "Grease"!

It's such a strange compulsion
To spill my guts in song--
And then receive revulsion
In comments from a throng!

But sometimes when we suck
You're all straight outta luck,
And you have vote all ones,
No fives!

I like to post on AmiRight
Though I might provoke a fight--
I'm gonna post here,
Grab a beer and eat some chives!

There's no defense for parody,
It's a secondary art--
And even Weird Al Yankovic
Throws in a burp or fart!

I'm just an AmiRighter
With crap between my ears--
A penitent allnighter,
Take naps between my beers!

And sometimes when we suck
The ones could fill a truck--
It's a risk we have to take,
No lie!

I'm gonna post on AmiRight,
Though my rhymes and pacing bite--
I'm gonna post here,
Drink a beer and eat some fries!

It might be nice to see twos,
Perhaps some mindful threes--
Detailing in your comments
All my deficiencies!

Sometimes the trolls attack me
With their long all-caps tirades--
While folks who used to back me
Slink away into the shade...

I think of all the quitters
Who used to hang out here--
My votes are in the shitter,
I guess it's time to pop a beer!

'Cuz sometimes when we suck,
We can't just pass the buck--
I'll never blame you girls
Or guys--

I'm gonna post these stupid songs,
Get accused of downing dong--
After I post here,
Drink a beer with meat-filled pies!!!
┬ęBob "Trench-Mouth" Gomez 2019

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 8

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2Eagle - March 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Great! And I'm determined to do the same. Did you see my parody to this groaner?
Tony Windsor - March 25, 2019 - Report this comment
The honesty is too much, man .. and I'll have to give you fives and cry

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