You ask me why I'm posting
Another trenchant piece--
I'd rather get a root canal
Or watch "Tiny Toons" or "Grease"!

It's such a strange compulsion
To spill my guts in song--
And then receive revulsion
In comments from a throng!

But sometimes when we suck
You're all straight outta luck,
And you have vote all ones,
No fives!

I like to post on AmiRight
Though I might provoke a fight--
I'm gonna post here,
Grab a beer and eat some chives!

There's no defense for parody,
It's a secondary art--
And even Weird Al Yankovic
Throws in a burp or fart!

I'm just an AmiRighter
With crap between my ears--
A penitent allnighter,
Take naps between my beers!

And sometimes when we suck
The ones could fill a truck--
It's a risk we have to take,
No lie!

I'm gonna post on AmiRight,
Though my rhymes and pacing bite--
I'm gonna post here,
Drink a beer and eat some fries!

It might be nice to see twos,
Perhaps some mindful threes--
Detailing in your comments
All my deficiencies!

Sometimes the trolls attack me
With their long all-caps tirades--
While folks who used to back me
Slink away into the shade...

I think of all the quitters
Who used to hang out here--
My votes are in the shitter,
I guess it's time to pop a beer!

'Cuz sometimes when we suck,
We can't just pass the buck--
I'll never blame you girls
Or guys--

I'm gonna post these stupid songs,
Get accused of downing dong--
After I post here,
Drink a beer with meat-filled pies!!!