acts like a child
drunk and wild
an alcoholics son
he does not ever like to work
some would say that he's a bum

he has no home
he likes to roam
some people think he's gay
if you give the jerkoff twenty bucks
he never will repay

he likes to bother groupies
and woman half his age
he looks like a gosh darn fool
when the dummy falls off stage
he earns his living singing
the best singer in our band
why he must be gooned all day
i'll never understand

Ref: the bleeder of our band is hammered and he cannot hit a note
he sound kinda like an idiot -- like a frog is in his throat
his life has been a poor attempt to be a sober man
we wish that he would get some help he's the bleeder of our band

he usually smells like whisky
and he sometimes smells like gin
every time he leaves the room
that's when people start to grin
the stupid guy's am al kee
and he will get on your nerves
he usually knows the chorus
but forgets the second verse

we thank you for your singing
and the times out of the road
we're hoping for a donor
cause your liver may explode
we thank you for the great beer
not the times you've had too much
and drunky I just have to say I think you've had enough

Ref

he's just a useless worthless man
he's the bleeder of our band