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Song Parodies -> "As The Pollen Flies"

Original Song Title:

"As The Raven Flies"

Original Performer:

Dan Fogelberg

Parody Song Title:

"As The Pollen Flies"

Parody Written by:

Bradford Boogie

The Lyrics

Allergy season is here!

I see the tree buds give me tears in my eyes
My head is doped up on a Benedryl high
Sometimes I want to cut my nose off and die
As the pollen flies, oo...
As the pollen flies, oo...

This happens every year, it ain't nothin' new
I get prescriptions, pay big bucks for them too
Might as well be Pez for all the good that they do
Sneezin's killin' you, oo....
Sneezin's killin' you, oo....

Kleenex, Kleenex
Each day I go through a box or two
Stuffy, stuffy
Wish I could breathe like you humans do, yeah

I see the pollen levels at record highs
My nose is red, my upper lip chapped and dry
I love the spring, but want to kiss it goodbye
As the pollen flies, oo...
As the pollen flies, oo...
As the pollen flies, oo...
As the pollen flies, oo...

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