-> "Are You Still Mad at Reed?"
Original Song Title:
"Are You Still Mad at Me?"
Parody Song Title:
"Are You Still Mad at Reed?"
Are you still mad at Reed
Because he got a free drop
For his ball in the rough
And put the par in the cup?
I still think he’s cool,
Although he bends the rules,
And I enjoy a-screaming “cheater!” (1)
Oh, he looks so debonaire
In green when at Augusta, (2)
Though we know it isn’t fair
When the ball does take a dustup
And rolls toward the rough patiently,
All while we’re thinking commonly:
Let’s kill Patrick Reed!
He picked the ball up from the grass,
Though his group mates (3) had never been quite asked.
If it was legal,
Why didn’t Reed just query them?
Faldo (4) couldn’t keep inside
The thoughts on all our noggins
As to why Patrick cried
His ball in the rough was boggin’. (5)
But he got the drop all for free
And made the par, no questions asked;
We’re all mad at Reed.
Oh, I still wish him well,
Though he’s going to hell
‘Cos Patrick Reed’s a dirty cheater.
I think back to the time
At an event down under
When all the crowds in rhymes
Would tear him all asunder. (6)
But Team USA won the week;
It left us hanging by a thread
And still mad at Reed.
We chant the truth with all our might,
All angry at Reed,
With only one thought on our minds:
We’re all still mad…at Reed!
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