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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Spanky Don"

Original Song Title:

"Chick-a-Boom"

Original Performer:

Daddy Dewdrop

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Spanky Don"

Parody Written by:

Rocktober Nighttime Dew

The Lyrics

'Chick-a-Boom' is a silly song that I recall from elementary school days. It's one of the few I remember fondly before corporate radio took over in the mid 70s and it's just plain good FUN. The fun element wouldn't come back into popular music until the end of that decade. Anyways, me and my friends at recess would form a Rockettes like chorus line and kick our feet to this, chanting 'Chick-a-BOOM! Chick-a-BOOM! '. i always loved silly/'stupid '.songs like this one, 'Love Removal Machine' and 'I'm Too Sexy' as long as they are catchy. And in these days under the dictatorship of the SMF criminal Traitor Trump we need some fun.
Last night Dictator Don the Con
He saw a chick in a seedy strip joint, uh!
Oh, she looked so good
She couldn't be real
She must been a high price queenie
After the show he met her backstage and asked,
'Do you know who I am?'
And took her to his limo car
They sat there in the back seat
Donnie barked, 'To the Trump Tower!'
He grinned at the the chick
But what she thought was freaky

Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass! Right now!

Took the elevator
Up to the 13th floor
Where they were both alone, I presume
He bragged about his wealth,
his riches and his 'charm'
She held up a rolled up magazine!
Don said, 'Mama,
oh would you?'
And then his big ego went
As he looked at her
As pleased as could be
And said these words
You could see what he is!

Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass! Right now!

Aaaah, don't he jes' love it
Mmm-hmm, don't he jes' love it
Don't he love it, don't he love it
Oh yeah, don't he love it
Don't he jes' love it now

She realized he's not so manly at all
After all the braggadocio, NO!
He's just a ninny boy
And a sick moogerfooger
And we can all see
He's pa-the-tic!!

Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass! Right now!

Don'cha know now

Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass! Right now!

Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass!
(Mmmmm-aaaah)
Don't he jes' love it
Spank his ass! Spank his ass! Right now!

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Dewdrop Daddy - October 05, 2020 - Report this comment
Don'cha jes luv it now!

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