Song Parodies -> "Yeti's Wed"

Original Song Title:

"Freddie's Dead"

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Original Performer:

"Yeti's Wed"

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The Lyrics

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Hey, hey
Love, love
Yeah, yeah
Ah, ha

Yeti's wed
She's in the shed

Took a ride, with a guide
To the great outdoors
Swimmin' hole, fishin' pole
Makin' yummy smores

I heard some throaty howls
During movement of bowels
And there, what did I see
Between redwood trees
Was a womanish thing

Yeah, Yeti's wed
She's in the shed

Everybody's ignored her
Pushed her off and abhored her
And mom don't understand
Locked herself in the can

But love's gonna grow
Where Rosemary goes

Yeti's gettin' funky now
As we're jumpin' in the bunky, wow
December, Yeti's wed

She hauled me from St. Francis
And chewed off her wedding dress
No appeal in lotions and creams
But a rawhide bone, that makes her scream

Forget Club Med
Cause Yeti's wed

Hey, hey
Love, love
Hey, hey
Yeah, yeah
Ha, ha
Love, love
Yeah, yeah
Ha, ha
Yeah, yeah
Yeti's wed

All she wants is some swinging vines
With some plants and leaves on which she can dine
Though she isn't a beautiful girl
If you give her a whirl
She's sorta woman-like

Don't monkey with my Yeti now
Cause Yeti's wed
Hey, hey
Yeah, yeah

If you want in
She's got a twin

Why, banned in most states
Consorting with primates?
No one stops to think
She could be the missing link
I mustn't fret
Not over Yet

Everybody's refused her
Shrieked in fear and confused her
And mother's up to tricks
Cropping our wedding pics

Everyone's a bigot, now
Cause I'm messin' round with Bigfoot, wow
Remember, Yeti's wed

Hey hey, hey hey hey
Yeti's wed

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Rob Arndt - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment

Nice one-555! True stories: In one expedition a German researcher under the Reich concluded that the Yeti was nothing more than a certain type of bear living at high altitude while a combined SS/Ahnenerbe occult group spotted something and fired on in in their expedition to Tibet. The locals told them it was a Meh-Teh, a "Man Creature". Anyway, a couple of bursts of MG-34 ammo and that thing fled quickly. SS/Ahnenerbe were looking for entrances into "The Inner Earth" at Reich expense again...

Porfle Popnecker - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment

I read a book once called "The Hollow Earth" that was pretty freaky. I didn't know the Reich was interested in that stuff.

Rob Arndt - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment

The Nazi Party was founded by the occult Thule Society which had merged with the Vril Society and DHvSS (Men of the Black Stone) which had started in 1919 and merged by 1921. They explored all metaphysical powers and beliefs and subsequently the SS had its own occult group the Ahnenerbe and religious Black Sun order. These groups paid for exploration of Antarctica, Greenland, Iceland, Egypt, S America, and Tibet. They were looking for occult objects (they got the Spear of Longinus/Destiny in Vienna) and entrances into the Hollow Earth where they believed shined the Black Sun with Vril power. Indian Sanskrit texts were studied for mercury propulsion systems used in the claimed ancient Vimana craft which led to German disc craft (Flugsheiben) and mercury-ion propulsion systems for at least one type of "Foo-Fighter" (AEG Kugelwaffen). The hour that the Spear of Destiny was liberated by US troops, Hitler killed himself. Britain also had an Occult Branch of MI5 during WW2 and postwar. They used a magician for tactical illusions too. And many nations used psychics. There is an entire Weird War Two that went on behind the scenes that involved metaphysics as well as conventional science mixed with deception.

Porfle Popnecker - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment

That is weird, wild stuff.

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