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Song Parodies -> "No Abortions In Ohio"

Original Song Title:

"Ohio"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills, Nash (& Young)

Parody Song Title:

"No Abortions In Ohio"

Parody Written by:

eel deal

The Lyrics

ai spit this out when given the theme "No Abortions In Ohio":
Gotta get down to the heartland,
Where things are turning sour.
A 10-year-old girl, a victim's cries,
Her choice stripped away in the name of higher power.

No abortions in Ohio,
What a heavy blow,
The pain of a raped 10-year-old,
Had to leave the state to let it go.
Women without choice feel so low,
Desperation drives them to sorrow.

Soldiers with their extreme stance,
Ignoring the cries of those in need.
Their laws push women to the brink,
While they turn a blind eye and let them bleed.

In Idaho, doctors are fleeing,
Leaving a void in the land.
A hospital that once delivered babies,
Now forced to close, it's hard to understand.

No abortions in Ohio,
What a heavy blow,
The pain of a raped 10-year-old,
Had to leave the state to let it go.
Women without choice feel so low,
Desperation drives them to sorrow.

Extreme anti-abortion laws,
Only bring harm and despair.
They overlook the human toll,
Ignoring the cries of those in need, so unfair.

A woman's right to choose,
Should never be taken away.
Forcing her down a dangerous path,
Leaving her alone, in the dark she'll stay.

No abortions in Ohio,
What a heavy blow,
The pain of a raped 10-year-old,
Had to leave the state to let it go.
Women without choice feel so low,
Desperation drives them to sorrow.

Let's stand up against this injustice,
Raise our voices, make them hear.
No more restrictions on women's rights,
Let compassion and empathy be near.

No abortions in Idaho,
Without a safe and legal way to go,
The lives of women will continue to be affected,
Until we fight for their freedom to grow.

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Porfle Popnecker - May 31, 2023 - Report this comment
I liked it. 555
Zen Adam B. - June 05, 2023 - Report this comment
Well done! Too bad the AI Maga-Russian 1 Bot got ya ;-(

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