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Song Parodies -> "Brown Mouse"

Original Song Title:

"Our House"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills, Nash (& Young)

Parody Song Title:

"Brown Mouse"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Affrightened ire
Mum’s face a-glower as I pass
And cavort! And play!

Lair behind the dryer
In bower, I cower
While I listen to you
Saying it’s wrong
Want the gong for me
Lovely lil me-e-e-e!

Come see me gnaw (chew-y)
And wreck your bread to crust in minutes
Everything is food
It’s so cosy (I’m so nosy!)
Your underwear drawer I’ve invaded
Blithely droppings are strewn through them
Finding crumbs is good
Cleaning for you!

Brown mouse is a very, very sly mouse
There’s two cats – they’re not hard
Whilst rodent stays on guard
Now preference is cheesy
Nesting too
In your tow, tow, tow, tow;
tow, tow, tow, tow;
tow, tow, tow, tow… tow ow els

Brown mouse has the run of everything in the house
When everything is dark
Mouse-view is such a lark
Now nibb-ling is pleasey
Much I chew

And now...

I'll not expire
Tho’ they’ve placed some gluetraps
In the drawers - breaks my heart
Away! They say-ay...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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John Barry - October 24, 2012 - Report this comment
A mouseterpiece.
Lifeliver - October 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Sorry, late to view this, been busy. Me rabbit, you mouse - great rodents gnaw a good parody when they see one. Reminds me of my one-on-one confontations when I rented a bungalow next to a hayshed. I usually won (superior technol). Perhaps I better not go on... Nice word and rhyme substitutions here, as usual....
Meriadoc - October 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks JB and Ll. I've been having mouse invasions lately (this parody is an oldie though); finally had to resort tot he packaged poison. I hate having that stuff in my house, but it did solve the problem for now.

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