Corned beef hash I throw in the trash
It tastes like gru-uu-uel
It always gives me gas
I say, "P.UU-UU-UU-UU."

Dave Crosby's cooking sucks
It's really ba-aa-aad
Guess we're all out of luck
Neil Young just he-ea-ea-eav-eaavved

Food from last night was just awful and stinking
How wasted were we and just what were we think-kiinng?
Spaced out; Neil Young was, and Steve Stills sure was drinking
Depended on Graham, didn't he have an ink-liinng?

Too late, now Crosby cooks
Gut hurts to-day-ayay
We should give him the hook
Toss out his damn cookbook
Toss it a-way-ayay
We acted just like schnooks
Now we all he-ea-ea-eav-eeaavveee

Should not have allowed Dave Crosby to cook here
a real gross error
At dinner now we all quiver in great fear
await in terror

We need to find some way to fire
Dave
then we'll eat better fare
Just what is that I smell frying?
Hope it's not his hai-air-air-air-airrrr

Crosby's gruel is really sh*tty
Got me down on knees and hands
His leftovers, fed the kitty
Now at vet-er-nar-i-an
Food's so bad; we just can't sta-an-aannd
So damned gross ; it should be ba-aa-aannd
Crosby's gru-uu-uel....

(To Fade)