(Doo-doo-doo, Dave's bad fondue, it tastes like doo, doo-doo, ooh, doo-doo, tastes like poo, Dave's fondue is real bad it tastes just like poo, doo-doo, it do, doo-doo, bad fondue, tastes like poo, it do, doo-doo, eew, it sure do, it sure do)
{repeat "it sure do" up to 'count' part below this}

{In place of "one-two-three-four" count}
fond-due, fon-due

If I had ever made this before maybe it would not taste so screwed
Fondue
If you had not ever had it before you would probably still not
be so confused into thinking that this mess
just might taste good

It's con-geal-eal-ealed
And it tastes like a board
Eeeeeewwwwww, eeewwww
This stuff tastes really poor
It tastes so
So much like rubber
scraped from the ground
for-or-or-or your supper
you'll frown
(phew-eew-eew, eeewwww)

This tastes so
Much like rubber

That you found
lying aroun-ou-ound

{Replace "Dah-dah-dah's" with}
('No...no-no-no-no, no, no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no
No, no-no, no-no, no, no, no, no,' etc.)

{Over remaining instrumental part up to next lyric}
('Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh,' etc.)


You should not eat Dave's fondue
That's something you should not do

Do not eat this crap, it's screwed
Don't eat David's bad fondue

Do not eat Dave's cheese fondue
You should know; not good for you...

(No..no.....)