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Song Parodies -> "Almost Washed My Hair"
Original Song Title:
"Almost Cut My Hair"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young
Parody Song Title:
"Almost Washed My Hair"
Parody Written by:
Tasapio
The Lyrics
Almost Washed My Hair
Almost washed my hair
Was tempted just the other day
It's smellin' kinda strong
I heard the shampoo calling my name
But I didn't and I wonder why
I felt like letting my dandruff fly
'Cause my hair's like a palace for some bugs
Must be because I last shampooed at Christmas
And I'm not cleaning it for show
If it's dirty my hair annoys ya
I'm looking in my mirror and seeing a greasy glow
But I'm not ready yet to wash this year
Till the – the fumes bring me to tears
My hair's like a palace for some bugs
When I finally wet my hair with water
It's going to bring down a bug infestation slaughter
When it's clean I'll feel inside so bad
'Nihilatin' fleas makes me sad
My hair's like a palace for some bugs
Almost washed my hair
Was tempted just the other day
It's smellin' kinda strong
I heard the shampoo calling my name
But I didn't and I wonder why
I felt like letting my dandruff fly
'Cause my hair's like a palace for some bugs
Must be because I last shampooed at Christmas
And I'm not cleaning it for show
If it's dirty my hair annoys ya
I'm looking in my mirror and seeing a greasy glow
But I'm not ready yet to wash this year
Till the – the fumes bring me to tears
My hair's like a palace for some bugs
When I finally wet my hair with water
It's going to bring down a bug infestation slaughter
When it's clean I'll feel inside so bad
'Nihilatin' fleas makes me sad
My hair's like a palace for some bugs
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Funny and clever and well-matched to the original song! 555
Nice job and what JD said also - 5's ~ ~ ~
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