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Song Parodies -> "Helpless"
Original Song Title:
"Helpless"
Original Performer:
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young
Parody Song Title:
"Helpless"
Parody Written by:
Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran
The Lyrics
Helpless by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran
There’s a town in northern Ontario
Providing comfort for polar bears.
Bears still need a place to go,
But the climate’s changing there.
Ice floes on the blue water,
But not as many as there used to be.
Big birds rising from the Hudson Bay.
Seals swimming in the sea.
Helpless. Yes, they’re helpless.
Baby, can you hear them growl?
Rising temperatures melting too much ice.
Baby, can you hear them howl?
Ice floes on the blue water,
Smaller than they used to be.
Mists rising from the Hudson Bay.
Moon shining on the sea.
And the bears are
Helpless. Yes, they’re helpless.
Baby, can you hear them growl?
Rising temperatures melting too much ice.
Baby, can you hear them howl?
There’s a town in northern Ontario
Providing comfort for polar bears.
Bears still need a place to go,
But the climate’s changing there.
Ice floes on the blue water,
But not as many as there used to be.
Big birds rising from the Hudson Bay.
Seals swimming in the sea.
Helpless. Yes, they’re helpless.
Baby, can you hear them growl?
Rising temperatures melting too much ice.
Baby, can you hear them howl?
Ice floes on the blue water,
Smaller than they used to be.
Mists rising from the Hudson Bay.
Moon shining on the sea.
And the bears are
Helpless. Yes, they’re helpless.
Baby, can you hear them growl?
Rising temperatures melting too much ice.
Baby, can you hear them howl?
Copyright 2023 by Jeffrey Moran
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