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Song Parodies -> "Travelin' Can"
Original Song Title:
"Travelin' Band"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Travelin' Can"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Havin' squirty sessions comin' outta my fly.
I got a pee-pot for my Tempest for those all night rides.
Cresent moon.
Rollin' with a travlin' can. Yeah!
So I pull a mobile can, it beats a diaper pan,
Drivin' with my travelin' can.
Odor worse than toe-smell. gag-age gon-a-off scale,
Plumb gone, plumb gone, got a mobile bath-a-room.
For the moves.
No need-a travelin' van, Yeah!
Can't stand no campers land, you pay to drain your can,
Dip it out on public land.
Goin' to the rodeo, gonna watch 'em lasso,
Five-oh man me cited, 'cause he didn't like my pissa,
Made me move.
Sprayin' in my travelin' can. Yeah!
A speed bump poorly planned, Now it's on my hand.
Ridin' in my travelin' can.
Cratin' this here travelin' can,
Goin' anywhere unplanned, urges you can't stand,
You always got them well in hand.
Drivin' to Biloxi on a Saturday night,
My Mrs. had to Pi-pee in the pale moon light,
Said, that can I tow was fine.
Rollin' with a travlin' can. Yeah!
So I pull a mobile can, it beats a diaper pan,
Drivin' with my travelin' can.
Oh! Wow!
Oh I'm sprayin' up my travelin' can;
Sprayin' up my travelin' can,
Please don't let me, spray me hand.
Rollin' with a travlin' can. Yeah!
So I pull a mobile can, it beats a diaper pan,
Drivin' with my travelin' can.
Sprayin' up my travelin' can, Oh! Wow!
Hey!
I got a pee-pot for my Tempest for those all night rides.
Cresent moon.
Rollin' with a travlin' can. Yeah!
So I pull a mobile can, it beats a diaper pan,
Drivin' with my travelin' can.
Odor worse than toe-smell. gag-age gon-a-off scale,
Plumb gone, plumb gone, got a mobile bath-a-room.
For the moves.
No need-a travelin' van, Yeah!
Can't stand no campers land, you pay to drain your can,
Dip it out on public land.
Goin' to the rodeo, gonna watch 'em lasso,
Five-oh man me cited, 'cause he didn't like my pissa,
Made me move.
Sprayin' in my travelin' can. Yeah!
A speed bump poorly planned, Now it's on my hand.
Ridin' in my travelin' can.
Cratin' this here travelin' can,
Goin' anywhere unplanned, urges you can't stand,
You always got them well in hand.
Drivin' to Biloxi on a Saturday night,
My Mrs. had to Pi-pee in the pale moon light,
Said, that can I tow was fine.
Rollin' with a travlin' can. Yeah!
So I pull a mobile can, it beats a diaper pan,
Drivin' with my travelin' can.
Oh! Wow!
Oh I'm sprayin' up my travelin' can;
Sprayin' up my travelin' can,
Please don't let me, spray me hand.
Rollin' with a travlin' can. Yeah!
So I pull a mobile can, it beats a diaper pan,
Drivin' with my travelin' can.
Sprayin' up my travelin' can, Oh! Wow!
Hey!
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Guy, I'm so glad urine this site again!
Watch out for the Trucker Bombs!
well, once i got off the floor from laughing at that first line, i was able to continue with this digustingly marvelous parody
Rats! Nutz! I 404ed myself. The word pee-pot shoud have been highlighted to link to a visual aid for the parody. It checked out fine in preview but the view from my screen does not show it. Email me at grdirito@yahoo.com and I'll send you the link if you are interested. Sure wish I could have shared it in this parody. :-(
Conjures up funny images...this would be like a port-a-potty trailer behind the car, right?
AFW - Sort of but you don't actually see the car. There is also a caption under the pic that I provided. Email me - I'll send link. And I forgot to thank the commenters. MP Thank you very much. I'm back in good company with all you great parody writers. McKludge - You seem to have me at a disadvatage or my brain is TDY. Trucker Bombs? Thanks the same for the comment, And thanks alvin for doing Javelin Man a few days ago. It made me want to do a parody to this classic CCR gem. CCR is by far my favorite group to parody. This is my 1st Travlein' Band parody. Now I gotta be off to see what you all wrote today.
You gotta be kidney me... I can so relate. 555, and what alvin said about the fantastic syllable-match in the opening line.
Guy, this was moving, on so many levels!
Here's the URL for the Pic that 404ed on me.
http://www.texrocks.com/aiw-tempest.html
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