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Song Parodies -> "Black Hole on the Right"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Rising"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Black Hole on the Right"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

This is the end of the world as we know it - and I feel fine...
I see the blue event horizon
Cherenkov radiation too
I see the X-ray gauge a-brightening
I feel I'm stuck in time-space goo -

Don't go 'round tonight
it surely sucks big time
there's a black hole on the right!

I see accretion disk a-winding
I know the end is coming soon.
I feel the tidal force a-grinding
This thing will eat the Sun and Moon!

Don't go 'round tonight
it surely sucks big time
there's a black hole on the right!

Seems I've now gone all ergosspheric;
Seems I might soon go singular;
I'm spinning in space-time - quite pathetic!
Grav sling is only hope so far!

Don't go 'round tonight
it surely sucks big time
there's a black hole on the right!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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 5   6

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Michael Pacholek - January 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, it's about an actual black hole. (Or, at least, a theorized one.) I thought it would be about politics. But the "black hole" of the Bush Administration is not a black hole. It can be escaped.
Ann Hammond - January 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang to this. I like the it surely sucks big time
Below Average Dave - January 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh cool, a non-politic parody, 555!!! LOL No, seriously though--a lot of politic parodies today and while many of them were funny, it's nice to see some that aren't politically tied sometimes. . .
Red Ant - January 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Snap back to reality - Oh!
There goes gravity? No!
It's Susanna she's dope!
With this parody yo!
No despair from black holes
She knows that but she flows
She wants 5s from me: sold!...

Some Dude - January 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Great parody of a great late-60s' song! I think it's a clever idea...much better than "bathroom..." (which has probably been done a million times before). 5/5/5.

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