There's one thing that I enjoy,
Check that back door, oh boy.
Nice firm and round,
I'm impressed with her porch.
Infatuation sets in,
Pretty moon a swingin',
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm,
Checkin' out that back door.

I'm a client seekin' eye thrills,
A great view there in high heels.
I just like those shapely features,
That they sit upon.
That hiney's sure a roll-a,
Missin' no butt showin',
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm,
Checkin' out that back door.

Mammary's irrelevant,
'Cause I'm a back door man.
I just like 'em wide,
When I'm eyein' moon,
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm,
Large by definition,
Provided from nutrition,
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm,
Checkin' out that back door.

---- Instrumental Interlude ---- (Interested Lookin' Dude)

Mammary's irrelevant,
'Cause I'm a back door man.
I just like 'em wide,
When I'm eyein' moon,
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.
Large by definition,
Provided from nutrition,
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm,
Checkin' out that back door.

Backward bubbles bring such joy,
Check that back door, oh boy!
I just like those shapely features,
That they sit upon.
Spot her big wheel barrow,
Survey no butt that's narrow,
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm,
Checkin' out that back door.