Some young kid comes walkin' in, as I'm busy workin'
He's browsin' through all the sweets by the door
But when this freckle-faced boy wants to buy a Playboy
Doo, doo, doo, kicked 'im out of my store

There's a guy who's movin' real swift, he's tryin' hard to shoplift
Must think I forgot the fifteen times he's tried before
He sees the cop car slowin', says he must be goin'
Doo, doo, doo, kicked 'im out of my store

Juveniles and troublemakers always hangin' round
Wish they'd disappear, they're all such a bore, doo, doo, doo
I don't stand there waitin' while they're all circulatin'
Doo, doo, doo, kick 'em out of my store

Juveniles and troublemakers always hangin' round
Where they're comin' from, I'm not really sure, doo, doo, doo
They'll be back tomorrow, but I won't sulk in sorrow
Doo, doo, doo, kick 'em out of my store

Some guy runs in really fast, face hid by a ski mask
Orders me to fill his bag then lie down on the floor
His knife was a sharp one, but I still had my shotgun
Doo, doo, doo, kicked 'im out of my store