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Song Parodies -> "Fat Goon Writhing"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Rising"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Goon Writhing"

Parody Written by:

harry

The Lyrics

Fat Goon Writhing

I see a fat goon a-writhing
I see squabble when he brays
Icy, girth shakes, real frightening!
Writhing, bad crimes, today

Dope's a clown, real trite
Half wit, wound, he “quakes” his wife
There's a fat goon telling lies

He sneers, curried banes a-growing
Flies glow, rearend, this dumbbell goon
Sty rear, fibber's “motorboating”
Wry sneers no voice garbage buffoon

Dumbo clown real trite
Halfwit's bound to make more lies
There's a fat goon eating fries

Uptight

Gropes few, onion rings he peppers
Gropes few, he's quite prepared to lie
Crook lies, turdin' bore bastard brethren
Dumb lies forsaken foray “sigh”

Hell, dope's a clown, real trite
Halfwit's bound to make more lies
There's a buffoon eating fries

Dope's a clown, real trite
Halfwit's bound to make more lies
There's a fat goon eating fries

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Michael Pacholek - April 09, 2020 - Report this comment
Trump's so vain, but I knew this song was about him.
Pachael Micholek - April 09, 2020 - Report this comment
Quick, close the all-you-can-eat buffets! Michael Moore is in town!
JAB - April 09, 2020 - Report this comment
I like your work, Harry. Great word choices and subs.
harry - April 09, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks, JAB. Ha! Mr. Moore. After Roger and Me, he went and dug into the trough. Ha! the security code is REP. Maybe it's time to do a parody about the house.
Patrick - April 10, 2020 - Report this comment
I can see why JAB appreciates this writing. It's very much in his style. Matches a lot of the rhymes of the OS as well.

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