-> "A Rat Named Ben"
Original Song Title:
"Up Around the Bend"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"A Rat Named Ben"
The Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Willard Stiles was a social paraiah
Just as young as age 35
Met some rats and he trained them to murder
Revenge on Ernest Borgnine
[Chorus]
This is my furry friend
My rodent pal, a rat named Ben
Squeak!
[Verse 2]
Ben the rat was all over the headlines
But I liked the name anyway
Plot device that was much too convenient
Have to keep exterms away
[Chorus]
This is my furry friend
My rodent pal, a rat named Ben
Squeak!
[Verse 3]
Don't blame me, I am only 11
Fix my heart and I'll be okay
Puppet time can rival Jim Henson
Got an ear for lovely tunes
[Chorus]
This is my furry friend
My rodent pal, a rat named Ben
Squeak!
(Guitar solo)
[Verse 4]
Wrote a song that will be sung by Michael
His first hit since The Jackson Five
Ben and friends will continue their mischief
Try to do your best to survive
[Chorus]
This is my furry friend
My rodent pal, a rat named Ben
Squeak!
Squeak, squeak, squeak squeak
Squeak, squeak, squeak squeak
Squeak, squeak, squeak squeak
Squeak, squeak, squeak squeak
Squeak, squeak, squeak squeak...
(Fade out)
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