Just got boned by Ill-annoy, five per cent now, no joy
Got to get plowed, face the mess, pop a cork
Exasperation sets in, gritty tune I'm slingin'
Doo, doo, doo, lookin' at my tax form

There's a cryin' mood in Springfield, a statute moved by big wheels
Crooked bill with crappy features passin' on the floor
I'm kinda sore and groanin', miffed at what I'm owin'
Doo, doo, doo, lookin' at my tax form

Scams and schemes and negligence all play in Lincoln Land
Oh, I must comply with these pryin' goons
Doo, doo doo
Onerous politicians, requirin' my submission
Doo, doo, doo, fillin' out my tax form

Tax decrees with penalties for waivin' their demands
So I just imbibe on some rye and swoon
Doo, doo doo
Blotto now on hard rum, so mystified by jargon
Doo, doo, doo, checkin' out my tax form

All this trouble, still annoyed, now I'm dirt poor, no joy
Shook about the crafty cheaters chancin' time in court
Tax is due tomorrow, I guess I'll have to borrow
Doo, doo, doo, sendin' in my tax form