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Song Parodies -> "Out Of My Rear End"
Original Song Title:
"Up Around The Bend"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Out Of My Rear End"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
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It's a race to the "head" where I'm goin',
Burst of gas out my seat is why.
No delay, no delay, bowels blowin',
Out a stinkin' rip did fly.
Boxes of raisins in,
Now wantin' out of my rear end.
Ewww!
It's a long couple miles to the baño, [1]
Better chit [2] while the chitlin’s good.
Pinch a loaf at the rest stop on highway,
Got a need on to squeeze some wood.
Come on old exit 10,
Wished puttin' on those old Depends®.
Owww!
Over yonder's a petrol Shell® station.
Exit 9, I just missed it, hey!
Almost time, 'cause this wood is in motion,
Gotta clear my cargo bay.
Where is that room called "men"?
A "turdle's" head, it does descend.
Wahh!
Owww!
Hatch a slide down that old Hershey® highway,
Need a seat where there's toiletry.
It's that place called the "head" I need goin',
Get that log, get that log out me.
Takin' it on the chin,
They've closen down that exit 10!
Wahh!
Burst of gas out my seat is why.
No delay, no delay, bowels blowin',
Out a stinkin' rip did fly.
Boxes of raisins in,
Now wantin' out of my rear end.
Ewww!
It's a long couple miles to the baño, [1]
Better chit [2] while the chitlin’s good.
Pinch a loaf at the rest stop on highway,
Got a need on to squeeze some wood.
Come on old exit 10,
Wished puttin' on those old Depends®.
Owww!
Over yonder's a petrol Shell® station.
Exit 9, I just missed it, hey!
Almost time, 'cause this wood is in motion,
Gotta clear my cargo bay.
Where is that room called "men"?
A "turdle's" head, it does descend.
Wahh!
Owww!
Hatch a slide down that old Hershey® highway,
Need a seat where there's toiletry.
It's that place called the "head" I need goin',
Get that log, get that log out me.
Takin' it on the chin,
They've closen down that exit 10!
Wahh!
[1] Baño - (Pronounced ban-yo) Spanish word for toilet - hey, this parody was written in South Texas, ok?
[2] Chit - Ref [1] - Keep in mind where the parody was written, OK?
[2] Chit - Ref [1] - Keep in mind where the parody was written, OK?
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i howled nonstop reading this one...matched the urgency of the OS well
There seems to be a glut of fart related parodies to songs that are in my collection. This one's pretty funny as well - boxes of raisins in made me laugh the most. Personally I wouldn't describe mine as a cargo bay - there's as much that goes into a cargo bay as comes out of it.
Pooptastically brilliant.
Mierdavelous!
Bored with it. But the pacing was fine. Perhaps that 1-ster was someone who didn't like restroom humour?
Yeah, some folks just don't like bathroom humor. Call me sophmoric, but farts are funny (as show by my submission yesterday)
'A "turdle's" head, it does descend.' LOL The whole thing was hilarious. :) 5's
OMG - I forgot to thank the commenter on this one. Oops...
Thanks Alvin, you seem to always be on my comment page and I appreciate that.
Primus - I had to work with what the OS supplied me. Thanks for liking this.
Stinky - This was right up yer... er... alley, yeah that's it, that's the word I was searching for. Thanks.
Senor Barry - Y como miederda a tu. Muchas gracias. =;-)
No Name - 1 votes bother me not as I pay way more attention to the comments than the votes. A one vote says that I got to somebody. Oh, well "some of the people some of the time, etc... Thanks!
McKludge - So do I but this subject purely irritates a few of the readers out here so I do it seldomly. Thanks.
Pat - I remembered one of those Chevy Chase "Vacation" movies that had a scene about "turtling" and thus a line was passed, er I mean created. Thanks!
Thanks Alvin, you seem to always be on my comment page and I appreciate that.
Primus - I had to work with what the OS supplied me. Thanks for liking this.
Stinky - This was right up yer... er... alley, yeah that's it, that's the word I was searching for. Thanks.
Senor Barry - Y como miederda a tu. Muchas gracias. =;-)
No Name - 1 votes bother me not as I pay way more attention to the comments than the votes. A one vote says that I got to somebody. Oh, well "some of the people some of the time, etc... Thanks!
McKludge - So do I but this subject purely irritates a few of the readers out here so I do it seldomly. Thanks.
Pat - I remembered one of those Chevy Chase "Vacation" movies that had a scene about "turtling" and thus a line was passed, er I mean created. Thanks!
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