Song Parodies -> Loose Mary

Original Song Title:

"Proud Mary"

Original Performer:

Creedance Clearwater Revival

  
Parody Song Title:

"Loose Mary"

Parody Written by:

Stella Baker

Left my good job in the City
Working in a bank nine to five every weekday
And I've never made so much money
As the wad of banknotes I make today
The calls keep on coming
My knickers I keep dropping
Keeping, keeping, keeping punters happy

I was a bingo caller in Sheffield
Worked in a Little Chef outside Milton Keynes
Then I got a job in London in the City
From this bank manager in the nightclub scene
Men just keep on coming
My knickers I keep dropping
Keeping, keeping, keeping punters happy

I'm looking for a woman to help me
I tell you this is a better way to live
You don't have to worry anytime about the money
Men who come for pleasure are happy to give
The calls keep on coming
My knickers I keep dropping
Keeping, keeping, keeping punters happy
Keeping, keeping, keeping punters happy
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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment
If you set up your own bank on the "Hey-Man Islands" you could combine business with pleasure!

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