My Mama told me
She said, boy, no more Phooey
There's this show she couldn't stand
And she thought it was Jerry Springer

She told me to go watch it at my friends house
And she told me not to watch that chop suey
And think its an R-rated show for kids
I feel she's lying to me in saine
And she does not want that show on again

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No More Hong Kong Phooey
Its too, its too
Its too darn stupid for my mother
No More Hong Kong Phooey
Its too,its too
Its too darn stupid for my mother

I used to watch it on Cartoon Network
At least ten times a day
You know, it was so unusual for my mother to watch
To carry her back up stairs in the living room

I'll tell you, my family can't stand kung fu
Wanting to get me in trouble
I've watched it on tv and it seem to be a good episode
But this show makes my mom look like a wimp
And I'm telling you

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No More Hong Kong Phooey
Its too, its too
Its too darn stupid for my mother
No More Hong Kong Phooey
Its too, its too
Its too darn stupid for my mother

I would mind if, if i could really watch this show
She really gets off when my show is on
But she thinks my show has a lot of humor
Thats a good show to watch and see closely
And there's no other show to watch but Charmed.

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No more Hong Kong Phooey
Its too, its too
Its too stupid for my mother
No more Hong Kong Phooey
Its too, its too
Its too stupid for my mother
No more Hong Kong Phooey
Its too, its too
Its too stupid for my mother