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Song Parodies -> "Happy Birthday, Kermit"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Birthday, Darlin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Conway Twitty

Parody Song Title:

"Happy Birthday, Kermit"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

We all know Kermit the Frog's birthday is May 9th, and Todd Oswald the Top Game Fanboy has made us a parody about it.
[Verse 1: Darius Kamron Whitehead, spoken]
Hello, Kermit. Happy Birthday.
I've decided not to bother you with flies this year.
In fact, I think I'll have to say,
I think you're green today.

[Verse 2: Darius, spoken]
I'd like to give you a four leaf clover,
That reminded me of Saint Patrick's day at times.
By giving you some green frogs to get along with you, froggy,
Whenever you meet some frogs of mine.

[Chorus: Todd Oswald, song]
Happy Birthday, Kermit!
We've no Yoshis, Hulk gets too mean,
But we hope your day is greeny,
With eggs and ham that's green.

[Verse 3: Darius, spoken]
I'd like to give you all these slimy green blobs,
That slither all over your face.
And I'd like to give you some of the green sour worms,
With some Lifesavers gummies that give you sour on your face.

[Verse 4: Darius, spoken]
And I wanna give you all the money that made people get more rich,
For a Christmas Tree, a Christmas Tree that the Grinch stole that day,
And then if Miss Piggy asks you what I've got you for your birthday,
Well, you can say, "He didn't give me anything, but he sure gave me a lot of green things today.".

[Chorus: Todd, song]
Happy Birthday, Kermit!
We've no Yoshis, Hulk gets too mean,
But we hope your day is greeny,
With eggs and ham that's green.
Happy Birthday, Kermit!
We've no Yoshis, Hulk gets too mean,
But we hope your day is greeny,
With eggs and ham that's green.

[Tag: Darius and Todd, spoken]
Happy Birthday, Kermit.
We hope Kermit has a green thing in his mind, that he wants to share with us, Darius and Todd.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios.

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