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Song Parodies -> "Not Ready To Cook"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Take It Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Conway Twitty

Parody Song Title:

"Not Ready To Cook"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Here's another song parody was requested by that dude who spends too much time watching the Food Network channel and doesn't cook a whole bunch of barbecued hot dogs.
[Verse 1: Not Ready To Cook]
I've been watching the Food Network channel in all my life, frogs.
You've got to buy food for me.
I don't want to try to go to the store myself,
And it makes me scared just thinking about it.
You know that cashier had to pay much food for me,
I hope, I don't spill some soda all over the floor by accident,
I'm wanting you to make some money,
Please, give me something,
Please, I'm so hungry!
Cause you made my food so good for me so long.

[Chorus: Not Ready To Cook]
I'm not ready to cook! Cause I just read this book,
It's called a cook book, that I read all the time.
I'm not ready to cook! I only have this hook.
Cause there would be some food that I've been wanting to buy.

[Verse 2: Not Ready To Cook]
From now on, I'm gonna start exercising and eating healthy foods, like some apples and fruits.
And when I wake up the next day, I start to get on that scale,
It says I'm getting thin as that Root.
And boy, I remember when I used to eat that much food,
As I got fat with all the loot.
Please, give me something,
Please, I'm so hungry!
Cause you made my food so good for me so long.

[Chorus: Not Ready To Cook]
I'm not ready to cook! Cause I just read this book,
It's called a cook book, that I read all the time.
I'm not ready to cook! I only have this hook.
Cause there would be some food that I've been wanting to buy.
Not Ready To Cook does cook, but he's been too busy reading that cook book again.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios.

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