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Song Parodies -> "Hello Quarrelin'"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Darlin'"

Original Performer:

Conway Twitty

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Quarrelin'"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hello, Quarrelin'
How ya' doin'?
Guess you're doin' fine..
You got us hurtin' and
sad every night

Hello Quarrelin'
You're our ruin
Around all the time..
You get more ugly
Every moment that we fight

You win, Quarrelin'
We're the losers..
You've worn our love down,
The children can't sleep
They keep cryin'
all night long..

Like a cloud rainin' tears
And a storm
That just won't let up
Sure, we blame you
But, let you go on....

So long, Quarrelin'
Couldn't take you
No more
Yes, it's lonely
But, the only way that's left

We're through, Quarrelin'
Pack your suitcase
And move on out a' town
There's no arguments, now
Just regret...

Goodbye, Quarrelin'
Gotta' go now
And fight back the tears
Can't see my children
every day, just on weekends...

Someday, Quarrelin'
Beyond the heartaches
and these bad memories,
We may forget you
and find out...
We're still friends

We may forget you
and find out...
We're still friends

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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carol - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
nicely done. That's what quarrelin can do to people. 555
Stephen Harrington - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Yep, that it can(I don't know from personal experience). I don't know the original song, however. If I did, you would definetly get a good rating.
alvin rhodes - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
fives from me with no argument..the thing that i've always been amazed about regarding conway twitty...he changed his real name TO conway twitty...why ?
Tommy Turtle - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Profound thoughts lightly and well expressed. 555.... btw, remember that the Spelling Cop is "a rat", and could be hiding in "sep-a-rat-e"... hope ya don't get nabbed.
AFW - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, carol.....thanks, Stephen...and,alvin..........true, but his real name was Harold Jenkins..not exactly a barnburner, either..sounds like the neighbor down the road that you bought a used car from.....I guess he figured Twitty would, at least, be an attention getter....................... ...........and thanks, Tommy...Ya' got me...busted with a citizen's arrest
Rick C - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Gee, AFW, you been listenin' in at my house lately? 555
AFW - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick C....and Gee, I hope you're kiddin'...Of course, a little healthy domestic disputin' is normal...if it stays cool enough..
Red Ant - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
A little domestic argument is good in my book - two words: making up (or should that be "making out"?). Good parody here, no dispute.
Larry Hensley - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Also DKTOS, but I'm givin' it 555's.
AFW - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant, and Larry

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