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Song Parodies -> "I've Never Drove This Car Before"

Original Song Title:

"You've Never Been This Far Before"

Original Performer:

Conway Twitty

Parody Song Title:

"I've Never Drove This Car Before"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Have You Ever Drove A Car Before? This Parody Will Tell It All to You. Conway Twitty Is A Driver And Wants To Drive This Engine.
[Verse 1]
I Can Almost See The Handle,
As It Gets, Me To Drive By Using The Wheel Steering.
Vroom, Vroom, Vroom.
And I Can Almost See The Engine,
Of The Car That Shows How Fast I'm Driving. Vroom Vroom Vroom.
And I Can Hear The Bumps Of The Wheels,
As I Wonder What The Ramps Were Only Used For.
Vroom Vroom Vroom.
And As I Drive This Engine Safely,
I Can Tell I've Never Drove This Car Before.
Vroom Vroom Vroom.

[Verse 2]
I Don't Know Why I'm Driving,
Cause The Headlights Must Tell Me To Search For Something.
Vroom Vroom Vroom.
I Only Know That I Just Love it,
Cause I've Been Testing Some Things That I Start Driving.
Vroom Vroom Vroom.
Never Drink And Never Smoke,
Never Text Cause You'll Pull Over And Open The Door,
Vroom Vroom Vroom.
And As I Get Sent By The Police,
I Can Tell I've Never Drove This Car Before.
Vroom Vroom Vroom.

[Verse 3]
And As I Safely Drive The Road,
Never Fall Down Off A Cliff Or I Will Die,
Boom Boom Boom.
And If You're Trying To Find A Car,
I Have One Like This Old Car Used To Be Mine.
Boom Boom Boom.
I'll Fall Into The Water,
And Get The Engine Wet On Every Store.
Vroom Vroom Vroom.
I Hope You Know The Ways Of Driving,
Cause I Know I've Never Drove This Car Before.
Vroom Vroom Vroom. Vroom Vroom Vroom!
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios/Jim Henson Interactive LeapFrog Pictures LPDC Television Network.

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