Wish I Was On That Ol' Muppet Show, On 1974.
We Just Started To Rehearse The Muppet Show, Every Time The Muppets Performed.

Once I Had Miss Piggy On That Old Muppet Show,
We Had A Backstage Fight, She Had To Throw Me, But I Had To Fire Her Though,
I Still Think It's Alright.

Muppet Show, You'll Always Be,
Coming Back For More,
Good Ol' Muppet Show,
On 1974, On 1974.

Fozzie Bear Was On The Muppet Show,
That Comedian Was A Bear.
He Wears That Necktie On A Muppet Show,
He Tells Jokes Everywhere.

Swedish Chef Was Cooking On The Muppet Show,
He Tried To Make It A Deal.
Hope You Meet All The Muppets On The Muppet Show,
We'll Be Coming Back, For Real.

Muppet Show, You'll Always Be,
Coming Back For More,
Good Ol' Muppet Show,
On 1974, On 1974.

Muppet Show, You'll Always Be,
Coming Back For More,
Good Ol' Muppet Show,
On 1974, On 1974.
Come Back On 1974!