-> "Failin' (404)"
Original Song Title:
"Sail on"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Failin' (404)"
The Lyrics
Failin' down offline,
Had my files, now no.
Where really did they go?
They're not showin'.
Maybe one small slice,
Signin' online's denied,
Rolled out, my IP's shot.
No route for goin',
Nothing to find,
Except the things in cache array
Lord, I paid them their money and on time.
And this is so lame,
It goes quittin' on each domain. (Yeah Yeah)
Four-oh-fours' jack display,
I can't get on today,
I've been offline too long.
I'm lookin' to be online,
(Short Piano Interlude)
Fallin' down offine,
Crummy how offline I go,
All day, way old it grows,
As I get madder.
And it's so lame this be,
My downed toy, pi-ty.
Just wantin' its company,
Just want dig'tal linking.
I tried a cold start,
But it failed to make me happy.
And four-oh-four's all it does return,
You know it makes it hard to play,
If you'd please, a fresh display. (Yeah Yeah)
I try but I'm refused,
Feel owned and so abused,
There's not anywhere to go.
I'm lookin' for some online
Rude time.
Ohh ohh, Fail on's, crummy,
Offline never felt so screwed.
Fail on's, crummy,
Offline why I'm dealt so rude?
Fail on, sucker,
Downtime ever quelled what's viewed.
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