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Song Parodies -> "I Know What You're Thinking, Sir!"

Original Song Title:

"I Know What You're Thinking, Punk (Dirty Harry Spe"

Original Performer:

Clint Eastwood

Parody Song Title:

"I Know What You're Thinking, Sir!"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Instead of a San Francisco street, this is based in a casino. A slot ambassador is talking to a gambler who only has 25 cents left
I know what you're thinking, sir.
Did you play six slots or only five?
Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement you may have lost count.
But being this is a
25 cent slot that has not hit in a year and you could win a lot of money, you have to ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky?

Well, do you, sir?

(Man walks away for a moment, then turns around to ask a question.)
Man: Hey! I gots to know!
(Ambassador puts quarter in machine, pulls the lever, and wins a $2500 jackpot)
Man: son of a bitch!

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Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Not a song, but it still made my day.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
A Parodists brain is never done, huh? I bet you came up with this when slouching on the couch when that movie was on.

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