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Song Parodies -> "Precious and Rare"
Original Song Title:
"Precious and Few"
Original Performer:
Climax
Parody Song Title:
"Precious and Rare"
Parody Written by:
Gregory Blake
The Lyrics
(Verse 1)
I'm late for work and I have no time to spare.
but I can't get fully dressed without any underwear.
Every time I search for a pair,
My underwear drawer is bare.
"Precious and Rare"
Are the "Undies" that I can wear.
(Verse 2)
For reasons that I fully intend to truly explore.
A "Special Counsel" is now what I'm calling "for".
Finally I can proudly explain,
My "Drawers" were donated in "Support of Ukraine".
"Patriotic and Rare"
Are the "Undies" that I can spare.
(Verse 3)
And if I can't find a pair to wear,
I'm no longer in the "Depths of Despair".
Because I know I can always go
"COMMANDO" !.
(Repeat Verse 2)
(Repeat Verse 3)
I'm late for work and I have no time to spare.
but I can't get fully dressed without any underwear.
Every time I search for a pair,
My underwear drawer is bare.
"Precious and Rare"
Are the "Undies" that I can wear.
(Verse 2)
For reasons that I fully intend to truly explore.
A "Special Counsel" is now what I'm calling "for".
Finally I can proudly explain,
My "Drawers" were donated in "Support of Ukraine".
"Patriotic and Rare"
Are the "Undies" that I can spare.
(Verse 3)
And if I can't find a pair to wear,
I'm no longer in the "Depths of Despair".
Because I know I can always go
"COMMANDO" !.
(Repeat Verse 2)
(Repeat Verse 3)
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