Betty my love, I miss you more than words can say

Betty my love, please keep in touch while you're away.

Hearing from you can make the day so much better,
Getting a souvenir or maybe a letter.
I really flipped over the grey Cowboys helmet,
Betty my love, Betty my love, Betty my love, Betty my love.

Betty you know, your absence makes me feel so blue.
That's okay though, your presents make me think of you.
My Dad will have a heart attack when he catches,
Those heart-rate monitors and calorie counters
Oh how I wish I had a racket that matches.

Betty my love, Betty my love, Betty my love, Betty my love.

Don't keep your letters from me, I thrill to every line.
Your spelling's kinda crummy, but honey, so is mine.
I treasure every gifty, the belt is really nifty.
You say it cost you fifty, so you're thrifty,
I don't mind.

Betty you see: You'll hold me when I drive someday.
And I will be driving your new Bentley Coupé
Thinking about it, my heart's pounding already.
Knowing when you come home we're bound to go steady.
And throw your service pay around like confetti.

Betty my love...