Sometimes I'll listen
Sometimes I think I won't.
When most politicians speak
I usually don't.
Sometimes I will,
but again, I think I won't.

I looked at my watch,
And it was almost one
DNC Convention was on
Let's have us some fun!

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And "She" goes!
"Flippin' and Floppin'!"
"She" was "Flippin' and Floppin'!"
Reversin' policies again!

I looked at my watch
It was a quarter past two.
Kamala shuns "Fracking!"
But her record says, "She Do!"

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I looked at my watch,
And to my surprise!
the Border is "Secure!"
Here's "Mud in Your Eye!"

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Well, I looked at my clock.
And what'ya know!
Border Walls don't work!
Now, it's "Build, Man, Go!"

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I looked at my watch
It was half past four.
Electrical Vehicle mandates
Don't matter anymore!

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I looked at the clock,
It was a quarter to eight.
Corporate "Greed" caused inflation
"Bidenomics" didn't "Create!"

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I looked at the clock.
I was all upset!
"Afghan Pullout!"
"She" approved without regret!

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I looked at my watch,
And it was straight up twelve!
My policy "Flip Flops" are not "Deranged!"
My "Core Values" have "Never Changed!"

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I looked at my watch.
It was time to go!
Looks like "Vasectomies"
Are not available no more!

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Watched the Convention in the kitchen!
Watched it in the hall!
Tried to change the channel!
Threw my "Remote" against the wall!
"She" was "Flippin'!"
"She" was "Floppin'!"
"She" was "Flippin!"
Let's not pretend!
She was "Flippin' and Floppin!"
Hiding her "Record!"
Just to get "Elected" again!