Song Parodies -> Turned Myself In
| Original Song Title: | "Ride Like the Wind" |
| Original Performer: | Christopher Cross |
| Parody Song Title: | "Turned Myself In" |
| Parody Written by: | Syncronos |
Yet another plot twist for Enron-gate!
(sung by Andrew Fastow as he made his way to Houston Texas, October 1st, 2002)
Tuesday night
My mind is weak
I'm on the run
No time to speak
I've tried to hide
Hide out again
Till this scandal ends
FBI wants the things that I know (wants the things that I know)
Because I was Enron's old CFO
Did I hide? Think again
Turned myself in
I'm the CFO, I'm the money man
Always hid the facts with a pen in my hand
'I'm not guilty'
Who'm I kiddin'?
Turned myself in
FBI wants the things that I know (wants the things that I know)
Because I was Enron's old CFO
Did I hide? Think again
Turned myself in
Turned myself in
Dadadada, da da da da...
Been accused of fraud, Enron was a scam
Made the stocks look good, but the profit was a sham
I told Kopper, "Do as your told"
Turned myself in, now I ain't so bold
Tuesday night
My mind is weak
I'm on the run
No time to speak
I tried to hide
But I'm out of friends
When will this scandal end?
FBI wants the things that I know (wants the things that I know)
Because I was Enron's old CFO
Did I hide? Think again
Turned myself in
And they want all the things that I know (all the things that I know)
Because I was Enron's old CFO
Did I hide? Think again
Turned myself in
Turned myself in
Dadadada, da da da da....
(Repeat until fade out)
Tuesday night
My mind is weak
I'm on the run
No time to speak
I've tried to hide
Hide out again
Till this scandal ends
FBI wants the things that I know (wants the things that I know)
Because I was Enron's old CFO
Did I hide? Think again
Turned myself in
I'm the CFO, I'm the money man
Always hid the facts with a pen in my hand
'I'm not guilty'
Who'm I kiddin'?
Turned myself in
FBI wants the things that I know (wants the things that I know)
Because I was Enron's old CFO
Did I hide? Think again
Turned myself in
Turned myself in
Dadadada, da da da da...
Been accused of fraud, Enron was a scam
Made the stocks look good, but the profit was a sham
I told Kopper, "Do as your told"
Turned myself in, now I ain't so bold
Tuesday night
My mind is weak
I'm on the run
No time to speak
I tried to hide
But I'm out of friends
When will this scandal end?
FBI wants the things that I know (wants the things that I know)
Because I was Enron's old CFO
Did I hide? Think again
Turned myself in
And they want all the things that I know (all the things that I know)
Because I was Enron's old CFO
Did I hide? Think again
Turned myself in
Turned myself in
Dadadada, da da da da....
(Repeat until fade out)
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