I annoy with the way I play
“What’s your caper?”, opponents say
Their shirts, I snag in most sneakily way
I’m yellow carded
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Pulled back striker, the whistle comes
Kicked his ass, poked his eye with thumb
Name’s written down, from the power above
Yellow carded​
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Yellow carded, yellow carded
The ref is blind – this I surmise​
Yellow carded, yellow carded
It’s ‘cus I push, it’s the way I shove
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Caught offside to my frustration – linesman I abuse
The referee assigns me
Bleeping colour like chartreuse
I’m yellow carded​

Raked studs – yike! Dragging down my thigh
Man in black, to stop game, declined
Decision’s wrong: as such I opined
Got yellow carded
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I avoid playing by the rules
‘Pposing fans think I’m such a tool
And I told ref; thought that he is one too
I’m yellow carded​
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Yellow carded, yellow carded
E-go of mine is oversized
Yellow carded, yellow carded
My name is mud, whistler’s had enough

Take a dive and feign prostration – not sublime, my ruse
In stoppage time you'll find me
Slowly lacing up my shoes
And yellow carded​
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Yellow carded, yellow carded
“Ref, are you blind? Should open eyes”
Yellow carded! Yellow carded!
It boils his blood – red fate might come