One night while I was song writin'
My next parody for Whatfreaks
A song not quite fit for AmIright
Then my brother just had to get noisy

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And he asked me,
"Why do you try to be funny?
"All the songs that you've wrote are so gay.
"You ain't a'gettin' nowhere,
"And you're mentally impaired...
"Mike, you must have gone crazy somewhere."

Remember that song by Avril Lavigne?
He said my version's worse than that *wat's
He said I sure hit my low
With "Reality Shows"
And that "Achy Breaky Song" should just rot

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Ah, but he's never tried it on for size
He doesn't know just what he's missing
To spoofing such songs as in "Lyin' Eyes"
Or else others like "I'll Think Of Something"

Well, I wrote up the last of my lyrics
And I showed my brother the first draft
I said, "You might like this one, believe me..."
He just rubbed his ass with it and laughed

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Man, we all must be crazy out here...