headed north on a business trip i really thought i'd be back real soon
never thought i'd get sick at all not enough to fill a whole bathroom
headed south trying to get back and i had to pull over to hack
decided i stay for the night or at least until i felt alright

to the north to the south doesn't matter
every road makes me puke
I'M STAYING HOME
all roads make me puke
wherever i go
i have to stay although i was just passing through
motion sickness i have
and all roads make me puke

going west on an amtrack train to see Prince sing Purple rain
i got so sick that i fell down, and didn't even make it out of town
going west on a jumbo jet to go to the bahamas and GET WET
too sick to walk out my hotel door, i wonder what the hell i came here for

to the east to the west doesn't matter
every road makes me puke
I'M STAYING HOME
all roads make me puke
wherever i go
and all of my travelling days are through
motion sickness i have
and all roads make me puke

all my life a winding road i drove on only made me puke more

all roads make me puke
(gotta stay home alone baby)
wherever i go
and all my travelling days are through
motion sickness i have
and all roads make me puke
I'm staying home with you baby
(all roads lead to you)
I'm staying home