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Song Parodies -> "Old Age"
Original Song Title:
"Old Days"
Original Performer:
Chicago
Parody Song Title:
"Old Age"
Parody Written by:
Randy Hearn
The Lyrics
My take on ageing
Old age, A-A-R-P member
Fun days, killed by simple measures
Tired groupies, cosmic looks and blue veins, lousey bootie
Get Well cards on birthdays
Can't go back, to my world gone away
Ac-cess-or-ies scream for yesterday
Old age, good times like to end here
Cold days, phased out manly pleasures
Dumpy faces, full of dumb dis-as-ters
Lumpy places, summer fights with odd parts
Can't go back, to my world gone away
Man-hood ac-cess-or-ies scream for yesterday
Old age, I can't pry it from my parts today
Old age, all my dreams of good times gone away
Old age, lost the love of feeling fancy free
Old age, no more magic like there used to be
Old age, I can't pry it from my parts today
Old age, all my dreams of good times gone away
Old age, lost the love of feeling fancy free
Old age, no more magic like there used to be
Fun days, killed by simple measures
Tired groupies, cosmic looks and blue veins, lousey bootie
Get Well cards on birthdays
Can't go back, to my world gone away
Ac-cess-or-ies scream for yesterday
Old age, good times like to end here
Cold days, phased out manly pleasures
Dumpy faces, full of dumb dis-as-ters
Lumpy places, summer fights with odd parts
Can't go back, to my world gone away
Man-hood ac-cess-or-ies scream for yesterday
Old age, I can't pry it from my parts today
Old age, all my dreams of good times gone away
Old age, lost the love of feeling fancy free
Old age, no more magic like there used to be
Old age, I can't pry it from my parts today
Old age, all my dreams of good times gone away
Old age, lost the love of feeling fancy free
Old age, no more magic like there used to be
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