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Song Parodies -> "Behind Flo's Drawers"

Original Song Title:

"Behind Closed Doors"

Original Performer:

Charlie Rich

Parody Song Title:

"Behind Flo's Drawers"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oh, Florence, she's my girl
Ex of my good friend, Earl
And when we're makin' love
There's a whole lotta' pleats to unfurl
Cause baby, Florence weighs
Four hundred pounds of fun
But, when we turn out those lights
She is Pam-e-la And-er-son...

Oh, when I get Behind Flo's Drawers
And she lets it all hang down
That's when I could use a helping hand..
It curls my toes,
What goes on Behind Flo's Drawers

Sweet Florence makes me smile,
Lord, don't she make me smile
She's always far away,
Although, real close I lay, beside her
She's one weighty lady,
Claims her Warren Beatty, is me
And then we turn out the lights
How blessed can one Bubba be?

'Cause when I get Behind Flo's Drawers
And cruise through celluliteville town
I sure could use a map and travel plan..
Oh, it curls my toes
What goes on Behind Flo's Drawers

Behind Flo's Drawers

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 8

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alvin rhodes - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
great title and a clever twist on the original...5s
Michael Pacholek - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I tried to get behind Flo's drawers once, but she told me to kiss her grits. I decided it was best to NOT interpret that as encouragement.
AFW - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin and Michael...I remember that Flo, too..
Red Ant - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Darkness can work wonders. More cushion for the pushin', slap the fat and ride the wave.... What is behind Flo's drawers I know not, butt I gave this top marks.

PS: October SOTM entry thread is up, not sure if you're interested but "The Devil Went Down On Georgia" would be a fine entry.
Rick C - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved the Pam Anderson line. :-) 555
AFW - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant...and for the SOTM suggestion...but, probably won't... don't have a lot of PC savvy...that it seems to take to get your entry in there...and thanks, Rick C.

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