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Song Parodies -> "Snooping Behind Closed Doors"
Original Song Title:
"Behind Closed Doors"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Charlie Rich
Parody Song Title:
"Snooping Behind Closed Doors"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Satire about the Bush Administration's police state ensured by the mis-named USA PATRIOT Act (*TIPS = Terrorism Prevention & Information System)
(instrumental intro)
Bush Baby and his crowd
Wants you to pray out loud.
John Ashcroft finds "obscene"
Nude public statuary, seen by crowds.
Be careful how you talk;
Don't let your neighbors hear you talk.
If you don't back the hard Right,
You'll be declared "state enemy."
No privacy behind closed doors.
Liberties are all dragged down.
Bush just makes us gag at such a plan.
We must oppose their snooping behind closed doors.
(instrumental break)
Bush Baby's plan is vile;
TIPS* is a plan so vile.
"If you have too much to say, they'll take you away,"
They taunt you.
It's all very shady;
"Safety" is traded for "free."
Hope voters turn on the Right,
To save our democracy.
No privacy behind closed doors.
Liberties are all dragged down.
Bush just makes us gag at such a plan.
We must oppose their snooping behind closed doors.
Behind closed doors.
Bush Baby and his crowd
Wants you to pray out loud.
John Ashcroft finds "obscene"
Nude public statuary, seen by crowds.
Be careful how you talk;
Don't let your neighbors hear you talk.
If you don't back the hard Right,
You'll be declared "state enemy."
No privacy behind closed doors.
Liberties are all dragged down.
Bush just makes us gag at such a plan.
We must oppose their snooping behind closed doors.
(instrumental break)
Bush Baby's plan is vile;
TIPS* is a plan so vile.
"If you have too much to say, they'll take you away,"
They taunt you.
It's all very shady;
"Safety" is traded for "free."
Hope voters turn on the Right,
To save our democracy.
No privacy behind closed doors.
Liberties are all dragged down.
Bush just makes us gag at such a plan.
We must oppose their snooping behind closed doors.
Behind closed doors.
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