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Song Parodies -> "Eat Toe Jam In The Morning"
Original Song Title:
"Kiss An Angel Good Morning"
Original Performer:
Charlie Pride
Parody Song Title:
"Eat Toe Jam In The Morning"
Parody Written by:
Bob Anderson
The Lyrics
Whenever I chance to eat
Some toe jam from my feet
People say I'm crazy
And wonder how I got to be this way
I've always got a crusty face
Anytime and any place
Every time they ask me why
I scrape my teeth and say
Chorus:
I like to
Eat toe jam in the morning
And think about more
When I'm done
Eat toe jam in the morning
And think about more
When I'm done
People may say I'm a mess
"cause toe jam is the best
Some of them can't reach their toes
It's not a simple thing
The secret I'm speaking of
Is toe jam that I love
And the answer is "tween the toes
And you know what I mean
I like to
Eat toe jam in the morning
And think about more
When I'm done
Eat toe jam in the morning
And think about more
When I'm done
I like to
Eat toe jam in the morning
And think about more
When I'm done
Eat toe jam in the morning
And think about more
When I'm done
Some toe jam from my feet
People say I'm crazy
And wonder how I got to be this way
I've always got a crusty face
Anytime and any place
Every time they ask me why
I scrape my teeth and say
Chorus:
I like to
Eat toe jam in the morning
And think about more
When I'm done
Eat toe jam in the morning
And think about more
When I'm done
People may say I'm a mess
"cause toe jam is the best
Some of them can't reach their toes
It's not a simple thing
The secret I'm speaking of
Is toe jam that I love
And the answer is "tween the toes
And you know what I mean
I like to
Eat toe jam in the morning
And think about more
When I'm done
Eat toe jam in the morning
And think about more
When I'm done
I like to
Eat toe jam in the morning
And think about more
When I'm done
Eat toe jam in the morning
And think about more
When I'm done
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Your toes be jammin' , toes be jammin'
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