(Spoken)
The Fairy Watched Bargain Hunters;
He Thought It Was Going To Be A Cool Game Show;
And He Watched It At 9:30 AM On Channel 10;
Every Weekday On Channel 10;
He Loved That Game Show From Square One;
The Game Show Was A Lot Of Fun;
He Said, My Name Is Jackson;
I Am A Bargain Hunters Fan;
Pebbles And Bamm-Bamm Please Make It Rain;
Bargain Hunters' Ratings Are Insane;

(Sung)
Bargain Hunters Is The Best Game Show;
The Best Game Show Around;
Because Bargain Hunters Is;
The Best Game Show I Found;
You'll Win Cash And Prizes;
If You Can Watch The Show;
If You Can't;
The Fairy Will Take Your Dough;

(Spoken)
The Fairy Turned On The TV;
And Turned To Channel 10;
It Was 9:30 AM On A Monday,
Bargain Hunters Was The Best Game Show;
Since The Shopping Mall, The Department Store;
And The Catalog;
And The Fairy Said;

(Sung)
Bargain Hunters Is #1;
Bargain Hunters Is A Lot Of Fun;
Bargain Hunters Is The Best;
The Best Game SHow In The West;

(Spoken)
The Fairy Continued Watching TV;
And Kept It Tuned To Channel 10;
The Morning Game Show Block Was On;
And Was In The Living Room With;
Donuts And Coffee;
And The Fairy Said;
If You Want To Watch Bargain Hunters With Me Again;
You Are Always Welcome To;
I Told You Once You Crazy Monkey;
Bargain Hunters Is The Best Game Show Too

(Sung)
Bargain Hunters Is #1;
Bargain Hunters Is A Lot Of Fun;
Bargain Hunters Is The Best;
The Best Game SHow In The West

(Instrumental To The End)