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Song Parodies -> "The Starks' Gonna Do It Again"

Original Song Title:

"The South's Gonna Do It Again"

Original Performer:

Charlie Daniels Band

Parody Song Title:

"The Starks' Gonna Do It Again"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Just as the fall of House Stark was accompanied by the doleful sounds of strings (Rains of Castamere) so too, the resurgence of the Starks should be accompanied by a rousing string arrangement. So, on the occassion of the beginning of Season 7 ......
Well the boys from Arryn Vale came riding in just in time
And them Bolton dogs are feasting on that Ramsey swine
Vassals up in Northernlands cant be still
When old Eddard's bastard's taking names in Winterfell
Stable giant Hodor's got it in his head
To guard Warg Brandon's visions from the living dead

So gather round, gather round Starklings
Get down, well just get down Starklings
Get loud, you can be loud and be proud
Well you can be proud again
Be proud to be from Eddard
Cause the Stark's gonna do it again

Ary's serving finger food to Walder Frey
She ain't well mannered, but she makes 'em pay
And there's Sansa Stark and you cant forget
That pimp Little Finger's got her in his debt
An all the mut'nous bastards up at Craster's Keep
Are tasting John Snowe's justice for disloyalty

So gather round, gather round, Starklings
Be proud, you can be proud, Starklings
Get loud, you can get loud and throw down
Well you can throw down again
Throw down about The Wedding*
Cause the Stark's gonna do it again*

*If I may paraphrase Tyrion Lannister, writing those last two lines gave me more satisfaction than a thousand lying whores ... but then again, my last name actually is Stark

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Rob Arndt - July 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Not my thing, but here's 555!
CML - July 15, 2017 - Report this comment
I was just channel surfing one Sunday and I happened on this HBO show that had this medieval feel for it and the protagonist was a guy with the same last name as me and I thought, "Normally, I dont watch HBO, but I dont know -- Quasi-Dark Age sword and sorcery vibe; emphasizing themes of family and honor; with a protagonist by the name of Stark -- I got a good feeling about this one!!
CML - July 15, 2017 - Report this comment
^^^ That's a joke, BTW, as Ned Stark gets beheaded at the end of Season One and most of the rest of the Starks gets slaughtered during the Red Wedding, one of the more shocking scenes in TV history ..........Unless the viewer's last name was Stark; then it was a real hoot

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