The devil went down to Baja
He was looking for a tasty meal
He was drunk half blind cause he'd had eighteen pints
And he was looking for men with reels
When he came across a sail boat
Pitching on the wave crests and looking half shot
Well the devil barfed up like his stomach was pumped
And said, Boy! Weather sure is hot
I'm not sure that you know it
But I'm hungry and famished too
Though if you're sure to use my lure
It'll haul a catch for you
Now you can use old fashioned fish toys
Believe the devil it's true
I'll bet a city of gold against your soul
That I can catch more fish than you
The man said, This sounds funny
And I don't think I'll win
But I'm deep in debt, get ready, get set
It's time we test that southern wind

Now we've got a cast to throw
So watch out for them sharks
Devil placed bets on Baja
And that's sure to leave a mark
If it's got fins it's fair game
Though I'm not sure you've been told
The devil brought a ten foot fishing pole

The devil opened up a case
Cerveza was his M.O.
As fire flew from his finger tips
To warm the beer up to code
Then he cast his line across the waves
Cried, this you don't want to miss
Then a flock of seagulls circled
And they sounded something like this

(seagulls annoying break)

When the devil reeled in something big
Both were reasonably stunned
Cause they had to seek assistance
Monstrous fish must have weighed a ton

Fish in the ocean stuck in sand
Any fish that weren't, turned their tail and ran
Fishing after Satan, bad choice you know
Tell me did the fish bite? No bites, no

The devil won instead
He didn't even have to cheat
And he laughed and flashed a contract
The man signed at his defeat
The man said "Devil you might see black
If you'd just read it over again
Then amidst mad grunts
Said there's just one glitch
Seems you've typo'd 'soul' again"

He raged,
Fire my attorney number one!
I'm not in the mood for a stupid pun
Fish caught in the ocean are not my goal
Contracts should be bound to soul, not sole!