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Song Parodies -> "I Went To Freehold Raceway Mall"

Original Song Title:

"The Devil Went Down To Georgia"

Original Performer:

Charlie Daniels Band

Parody Song Title:

"I Went To Freehold Raceway Mall"

Parody Written by:

Erik 'Taz' Mokracek

The Lyrics

(Instrumental Intro)

I Went To Freehold Raceway Mall;
To Buy CDs And PSX Games;
And Some PS2 Games And Some N64 Games;
And Some Toys And Some Food;
When I Went Into EBGames To Look At The Games;
I Had $100 In My Wallet To Start;
I Bought A PSX Game Called Need For Speed III;

I Guess You Didn't Know It;
But I Buy My Games And CDs At The Mall Too;
But, I Hope To Get More Money So I Can Buy Them;
I Could Work At Home Or;
Become A Contestant On A Game Show;

The Little Girl Said "My Name Is Emmy
And I Like McDonalds;
But I'll Buy You Lunch;
Math Is My Favorite Subject;
I Love It A Bunch"

EBGames And Gamestop Have Low Prices Every Day;
Those 2 Stores Are Worth The Pay;
The Best Stores In The Mall;
The Best Low Prices On Games;

If I Go On Jeopardy And Win, I Get A Lot Of Cash;
But If I Lose, I Can't But My Games

(Fiddle Break)

I Opened Up My Wallet;
To Give The Man The Money For The Game;
Then He Gave Me My Change;
And Put My Game In A Plastic Bag;

Then I Went To Gamestop And;
Bought Another PSX Game;
And I Paid The Man And He
Gave Me Back Some Change

(Demonic Diddle Break)
When I Got Hungry;
I Went To Ruby Tuesday;
I Got A Burger And Fries;
Then Left A Tip

PSX Games Are Really Cool;
PS2 Games Are Also Cool;
N64 And CDs Are The Best As Well;
The CD Stores And Video Game Stores Are Really Swell;

(Angelic Diddle Break)
When I Went On The Bus And Headed For Home;
I Made Sure I Had All My Bags;
When I Got Off The Bus At My Street;
I Walked Home To My House

Emmy Said "My Mom Buys Me Toys At The Mall;
She Takes Me To Toys "R" Us And Kay-Bee;
I Love Toys And Toy Stores; My Mom Buys Them For Me;
At Any Time Of The Year; She's The Best"

PSX Games Are Really Cool;
PS2 Games Are Also Cool;
N64 And CDs Are The Best As Well;
The CD Stores And Video Game Stores Are Really Swell;

(Fiddle Break And Instrumental Ending)

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Total Votes: 9

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Kat - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I guess there's only room for one talented Amirighter in New Jersey. And it ain't this song's author.
WANDA - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Wanda thinks this is awful. Shame on you for taking a major league dump on Mr. Daniels' legendary song.
DaFurry - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Wanda thinks it's awful, but I wonder if Cosmo thinks so too. ;)
Richard Cranium - December 17, 2019 - Report this comment
No wonder Toys R Us closed.

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