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Song Parodies -> "Sentai Blessranger"
Original Song Title:
"Long Haired Country Boy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Charlie Daniels
Parody Song Title:
"Sentai Blessranger"
Parody Written by:
DJ Blaze
The Lyrics
The first of my AmIRight tribute series, and this one is dedicated to Tokusou Sentai Blessranger. Enjoy!
People say he's no good and he can't pace a tune
But I read them in the morning, comment them in the afternoon
Really like this dudes parodies, he has a song 'bout anything
I don't know much about Sentai, but he darn sure has it made
And he ain't askin' nobody for straight 5's
If he can't get them on his own
If you don't like the songs he's spoofing
You just leave the Sentai Blessranger alone!
People just always give straight 1's
I would say those guys are trolls
They want to diss the Blessranger
Cause they think that his songs are dull
I say Sentai Blessranger's awesome
And I know that it's true
But sometimes I think those trolling guys
Would like to be a little awesome too
But he ain't askin' nobody for straight 5's
If he can't get them on his own
You don't like the songs he's spoofing
You just leave the Sentai Blessranger alone!
(Words spoken during instrumental section)
Interviewer: So, Mr. DJ Blaze, you're trying to say that Sentai Blessranger is an awesome parodist, no matter what trolls say.
DJ Blaze: Of course! So what if the songs he parodies are obscure? Just look at me, parodying songs by bands like Iceman and Sunn O)))? Do I get negative comments for that?
Interviewer: Look at the first comment on "Crank Dat DDR"!
DJ: Come on, it's just that "Your Downfall" guy! I just wish people had less wrath against Tokusou Sentai Blessranger. I'm starting to believe that I'm one of his only modern-day fans.
(End of interview)
A Sentai wants to fight crime, and a villain wants to rule
His parodies are awesome, but the bad guys say they drool
A P-Pal sings another song or two, Donkey Kong is fightin' Mario
I don't write much of nothing at all, but the Blessranger writes much more
But he ain't askin' nobody for straight 5's
If he can't get them on his own
You don't like the songs he's spoofing
You just leave the Sentai Blessranger alone!
But I read them in the morning, comment them in the afternoon
Really like this dudes parodies, he has a song 'bout anything
I don't know much about Sentai, but he darn sure has it made
And he ain't askin' nobody for straight 5's
If he can't get them on his own
If you don't like the songs he's spoofing
You just leave the Sentai Blessranger alone!
People just always give straight 1's
I would say those guys are trolls
They want to diss the Blessranger
Cause they think that his songs are dull
I say Sentai Blessranger's awesome
And I know that it's true
But sometimes I think those trolling guys
Would like to be a little awesome too
But he ain't askin' nobody for straight 5's
If he can't get them on his own
You don't like the songs he's spoofing
You just leave the Sentai Blessranger alone!
(Words spoken during instrumental section)
Interviewer: So, Mr. DJ Blaze, you're trying to say that Sentai Blessranger is an awesome parodist, no matter what trolls say.
DJ Blaze: Of course! So what if the songs he parodies are obscure? Just look at me, parodying songs by bands like Iceman and Sunn O)))? Do I get negative comments for that?
Interviewer: Look at the first comment on "Crank Dat DDR"!
DJ: Come on, it's just that "Your Downfall" guy! I just wish people had less wrath against Tokusou Sentai Blessranger. I'm starting to believe that I'm one of his only modern-day fans.
(End of interview)
A Sentai wants to fight crime, and a villain wants to rule
His parodies are awesome, but the bad guys say they drool
A P-Pal sings another song or two, Donkey Kong is fightin' Mario
I don't write much of nothing at all, but the Blessranger writes much more
But he ain't askin' nobody for straight 5's
If he can't get them on his own
You don't like the songs he's spoofing
You just leave the Sentai Blessranger alone!
More of the tribute series to come later. If anyone wants to have a tribute, just send me a comment on any of my parodies. And, a funny poll.... Which AmIRight parodist would you most want to see in a cage match? A. Arwen and EmiLoca, B. Silver Power and blackjack21, C. Sentai Blessranger and Below Average Dave, D. Malcolm Higgins and Michael Pacholek, or E. DJ Blaze and Mark Scotti?
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Voting Breakdown
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| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
User Comments
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I'll give this a 343, though I DKTOS.
Thanks, Blessranger! Your score was spot-on pretty much.
The first time I set foot on AmIRight, I was a frequent reader of Blessranger's parodies. I loved most of the parodies that he wrote, especially when it comes to video games and I guess Sesame Street. For a while, I thought I was the only TSB fan myself. My faves from TSB are "Prairie, Last Name Dawn", some of his Word Disassociation/Lemon Demon parodies, his "America, F**k Yeah!" parodies, his Garfield parodies and more...I feel I'm the only one who gives him straight 5's. Great job as always. 5's! BTW...I chose D on your question on the bottom comments! :)
I guess we're two of a kind when it comes to Blessranger's parodies, Christie! BTW, you chose Pacholek VS Higgins? That would be pretty funny.
Great job, and I would like a tribute too. BTW, I also picked Pacholec vs. Higgins. TSB seems like a pretty good writer, but his subjects and OSs (Original Songs) are way over my head most of the time and I don't bother to vote or comment for the most part. Some things about me you might want to know for the tribute include that I sleep a lot, I am kind of a hypochondriac, am rather lazy, have a sick-and-twisted sense of humor at times and that I listen to a lot of oldies and classic rock, as most of my parodies will attest to. 5s.
Nice tribute for TSB here. I find some of his parodies rather DKTOS, but he seems to be a fine parody writer to me.
Thanks to Andria and LPG-Unit! I hardly ever know the OSes or subjects of Blessranger's parodies, but can understand the subjects enough by reading the parodies. Here's the list of tributes I'm doing.
By request: Matthias, Andria
Not by request: Mark Scotti. More to be confirmed!
By request: Matthias, Andria
Not by request: Mark Scotti. More to be confirmed!
Updated tribute list:
By request: Matthias, Andria, Christie Marie M
Not by request: Mark Scotti, Airfarcewon, Tommy Turtle As for OS's, I am almost 100% sure that Scotti's will be "Black Fire" by DragonForce, and Christie's will be "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga. I'm thinking I could do a Tommy Turtle tribute using "King Nothing" by Metallica. And please, don't be upset if your tribute doesn't come as soon as you'd like. School is starting back this Wednesday, and I won't have as much free time. But I still think you're all great parody writers anyway!
By request: Matthias, Andria, Christie Marie M
Not by request: Mark Scotti, Airfarcewon, Tommy Turtle As for OS's, I am almost 100% sure that Scotti's will be "Black Fire" by DragonForce, and Christie's will be "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga. I'm thinking I could do a Tommy Turtle tribute using "King Nothing" by Metallica. And please, don't be upset if your tribute doesn't come as soon as you'd like. School is starting back this Wednesday, and I won't have as much free time. But I still think you're all great parody writers anyway!
What do you think would be a good OS for my tribute parody? Keep in mind that my name rhymes with hypochondria (it's not pronounced like one might think it is), and I think that it might not be a good idea to mention my qualities of hypochondria, laziness and sleepiness in the parody in order to get it past the editors. I wish I could vote again (voting from another IP, such as at my sister's or the library constitutes cheating IMO), but since I'm not allowed to, I will say once again: Great job!
Thanks again! And I probably won't mention those things about you since you requested not to.
I'd love to be in a cage match with somebody, but the feud is long over, though. 555, though I DKTOS.
Thanks, SP! I, personally, thought seeing Arwen and EmiLoca in a cage match would be funny.
In regards to those tributes, I think it is worth the wait! That's no problem at all! Education is your top priority! Good luck in school and study hard! I'll still drop comments on some of your parodies, though. I haven't written parodies for awhile because I was busy with job hunting (since I was recently laid off) and I have writers' block. I'll still work on some parodies, though. I may not post right away. It's nice to read this parody again! To be honest, I will miss you writing parodies! Once again, I wish you the best of luck!
Thanks! Tomorrow is the day. I might be able to get a parody up every once in a while, but I also think I'm starting to run out of ideas.
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