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Song Parodies -> "These Aren't Those Days"

Original Song Title:

"Those Were The Days"

Original Performer:

Charles Stouse Lee Adams

Parody Song Title:

"These Aren't Those Days"

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The Lyrics

Some Politically Corect News Entity commented that they would like to see a show involving a Muslim Family as the central characters and they would call it "Allah in The Family" That worked out well but I had to modify the theme music to reflect this new show...Yes I came up with a 30 Minute Pilot episode....
These Aren't Those Days!

Boy the way the jihad played,
leadership by gun and blade,
Islamists, we had it made,
these aren't those days,

When every Muslim quaked in Rage
While they were turning Qur'an page!
Imams were the final gauge!
These aren't those Days!

guard us from Crusaders,
and our sacred rights defend,
mister we could use a man like Mr. Khomeini again,

Listen to those tolling bells!
Revel in the dead we smell!
ate a meal with Halal!
THese aren;t those days

And everywhere there's infidels...
waiting 'til they burn in hell,
will we prosper, who can tell,
these aren't those days!

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Callmelennie - March 26, 2013 - Report this comment
I did a grab bag of theme songs for Islamic sitcoms back in late February of 2013 under the title of "Pet-a-Goat-Junction" which included a theme song for "Allah in the Family" And a few days prior, I did a Gilligan's Island Parody with "Gilligan's Islam"
Callmelennie - March 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Oh, and I do like yours, BTW. I'll give a "thalatha min al khamisat" (three fives in Arabic) My "Allah in the Family" started out with -- Boy the way Abdullah prayed ... Copts that made the hit parade ... Guys like us we had 'em slayed .. Those were the days ...
Dave W. - March 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Maybe it'll get picked up by cable...

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