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Song Parodies -> "Song of the Fridge Penguin Sceptic"

Original Song Title:

"Herod's Song"

Original Performer:

Cast of Jesus Christ Superstar

Parody Song Title:

"Song of the Fridge Penguin Sceptic"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Penguins! I am sceptical
I'll say it to your face
You've been telling everyone
They're here in your place
Turning lights on
Eating up your food
This Fridge Penguin's a weird god:
But sounds like one cool dude

So... what's... inside your fridge?
Hiding inside your fridge
Some new species you have spied?
Eudyptes refrigeri?
Can you tell me how long
This has been going on
Penguin, God of the Cool?

Jeepers! You will not believe
The shit I have to hear
That's your explanation for
The rate you get through beer?
What's that? Really?
He prefers white wine?
Still I'm sure
That you'd spot that rockhopper if you try...

Lets look inside your fridge
See what's inside your fridge
Prove to me that you're no fool
Video your God of cool
You can do that for me
With a CCTV
Penguin, God of the Cool

Don't you know that
Your credibility rating is.. well.. nothin'
Next you'll say his right hand, well
Right-flipper man's a puffin (Ho, ho, ho)
In the freezer?
Don't you think that's odd?
Holy ****ing penguins,
Can't you find a better God?

So if it's in your fridge
Holy birds in your fridge
The trinity I like to roast:
Penguin, Puffin.. holy toast
Have I said something wrong?
You're just running some con
Penguin, God of the Cool

So! Let's!! See!!!
What's in your fridge
Yes, let's open your fridge
It's a joke, there's nothing there
What, he's gone into thin air?
Hidden away?
Is that all you can say?
Where's the God of the..
Show me your God of the..
What's that God of the Cool?
Nothing in there, you, you!-

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Matthias - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I will not stand for your blasphemy!!!! Wait... I'm the guy who wrote "Blaspehmian Blasphemy"... In that case I guess I'll stand for it.
Rick D - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Phil, are you doing the whole thing? I only got halfway through
alvin - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
FP is indeed god of the
Ravyn Rant - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I seem to have missed the Fridge Penguin thing...but thought this was hilarious anyway. How long am I going go have to go back to read them all?
stuart mcarthur - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
So you think the Fridge Penguin is going to jump through your hoops just to prove he exists, King Phil? well, I suppose you believe in the little button as well? I suppose The Penguin, Puffin and Holy Toast mean nothing to you, then? hmm? - alright, wash your hands of The Fridge Penguin - and just watch how history treats you - 555 (because I'm turning the other beak)
Phil Alexander - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Followers of the Fridge Penguin, please do not assume that because I voice blasphemous thoughts in this song, that I subscribe to the insidious unbelief of the Herod-like baby-killer who sings it... Stu - turn the other beak, if you like... I believe in an eye for an eye, a flipper for a flipper
Rick & Ravyn - the Fridge Penguin is Stu's baby (so to speak), and several parody authors now have contributed FP parodies to JCS and other tunes. Have a look here:
stuart mcarthur - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
thank Fridge Penguin, for that Phil - for it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for an unbeliever wait, it's easier for a needle to pass through an unbelieving camel, it's easier for unbelievably needle-like camel to studies than.....than what you said or didn't say you said

Phil Alexander - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
For it is easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a penguin to.... than it is for a penguin to. (with apologies to Rowan Atkinson)
McKludge - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
At this rate, FP will rival the FSM (that's the Flying Spaghetti Monster) on the internets. As well he should, since FP is real.
Agrimorfee - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Praise FP! :)
MarthaDTox - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
What is going on with the fridge penguins ..Phil??? another cultural meme that has totally passed me by....... looks good all the same!! mystified...
Phil Alexander - November 08, 2007 - Report this comment
We're writing the hymns for Stu's new religion - follow the link above to see what I mean

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