A fly swatter smack,
Will get the job done.
When flies get near my food,
With their little buzz gyrations.
My swatter gets a lot of use,
Keep them bugs off of my produce,
And on away from my orange juice.
Go and swat down the infestation.

You don't mess with this man,
With a fly swat in his hand. (fly swat)

My, Slim Jims® and cheese,
They love to bother.
I catch them off guard each one,
Then I mount the slaughter.
They fly in full shock rouse,
As my swatter rocks the house.
Off each fly, they try to hide,
I clean up the fleet,
Take their lives with my swatter. (Oh no - oh oh no)

All these flies I can't stand,
With my swatter I'm in command.
Wo, wo, wo, wo, wo.

I can't count all get captured,
On that fly-stick paper.
So I go and bang and smack them dead,
Each swat I savor.
You know the evil flies got squeezed,
As I out draw them with ease.
And the death toll it was very severe,
As each met his maker.

You know, you know, you don't squat on this man,
With a swatter in his hand.
A swatter in his hand. (fly swatter smack, yeah!)
Fly swatter smack got the job done.
Yeah, fly swatter smack got the job done.
Oh fly swatter smack, yeah. (fly swatter smack, yeah!)
Talkin' 'bout fly swatter smack, yeah. (Ooooh, just watch him swat one)
Talkin' 'bout a-fly swatter smack, now. (Oooooooooh)
Talkin' 'bout smack get the job done.
Talkin' 'bout flack,
Talkin' 'bout smack,
Fly swatter smack, yeah!