just wanted to play footy
But rejection is all I got
And shamefully....this is the reason why
I never made it to the top
I used to cry in front of the mirror
As attractive I was not
And all the girls screamed and then gave in to laughter
At Frankenstein's partner, and...

If your plain,
Or wobbly..stink..Begone! We can't use you!
N.R.L shame!
Yes, I wish the ugly-stick had missed too!
Don't you?
Don't spew!

It nabbed me several years ago
When I was still quite tiny
"Well" you said "we paid such a massive fare
"For corrective surgery"
You have a face that only your mother loved
But not for Rugby League!
"I had bad dreams; there was hounds n' a possie
Bound for the ugly, and

"Looks don't change!"
Cosmetically-challeged players never get through!
"Looks win games!"
I'll bet you think your cousins created you!
Yes you!
Yes you!

Well, soon the season ends in October
With Mad Monday soon to come
But for you the party already is well over
Before it even begun!
Well, you were born so damn camera shy...and your glasses are too thick!
Sexiness sells...just ask Ben Iken..just ask Ben Iken....

Oh? Your well trained?
You can't be when I can still smell you!