-> "Mocking Bird"
Original Song Title:
Carly Simon and James Taylor
Parody Song Title:
He makes fun of me with each word
Don’t know why I got a mocking bird
Oh man, that mocking bird is mean
He's bringing down all my self-esteem
Cause from the time I open my eyes
He makes fun of me ‘till I sleep at night
Don’t know why, but I’ll sell it to anybody
Please say yes, “Oh no, no, no, no, no!”
With a girl, a big date planned
He went and gave me a piece of mind
“Hey, if you leave the house that way,
there is no chance that you will be getting laid.
You have no car and have no dough,
Won’t kiss her tonight, better to stay home.”
And so I cried, he kept on laughing in my ear
Said “Ha-ha, boo-hoo baby, ha-ha!”
Job interview at the firm
No sass this time from the mocking bird
But man, that mocking bird can fling
All these insults “Work at Burger King!
Work down at Burger King all night
Get me a Whopper and some fries!
And there's a reason why you won’t get hired by nobody-
You’re lame, lame! Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, ha-ha!”
“Listen now and understand
I’m sick and tired of your piece of mind!
Shouldn’t have bought you that one day
Why can’t you just shut up and fly away!?
‘Cause you ain’t no dove, I know where to go
We’re gonna go to the Oprah show!
“He does this all the time, he just keeps poking fun and jeers…
No, no, no, no, why, why, why, why, no Polly!”
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